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Sup. We're Monster and Slim. We are two mutated zombie movie watchers who love to eat movies. Monster likes movies with a lot of action, a good story line, and with lots of zombies. Slim likes movies with lots of blood, action, a good story that can be followed, and lots of hot women. Neither of us like movies that star Lindsay Lohan, Zac Efron, or Miley Cyris. But we Love Megan Fox!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Psycho


Have you ever seen a movie were a killer kills a person when hey are in the shower. Well i just watched the movie that started that trend. Hi, Monster here I love slasher movies, today I watched he father of all slasher’s: Psycho. Directed by: Alferd Hitchcock, the psycho Norman Bates Played by: Anthony Perkins. Perkins plays the part of an insane hotel owner.

A young Lila Crane is sleeping with a guy that has a wife and he mentions that he is trying to divorce his wife but needs money. Lila returns to work as a client is purchasing a house. He pays $40,000 cash. Her boss asks her to take the money to the bank. Lila decides to take the money and run. As she is heading out of town her boss spots her. As she reaches the next town she buys a new car to throw off any followers. Finally she reaches a point were she cant drive any more and stops at the Bates Hotel. After settling in she hears Norman and his mother fighting. She waits as Norman to bring her a sandwich. After he arrives at her room she asked him if they were fighting about her. Norman said that she did not want a lady staying here. After Bates leaves she hides the money and takes a shower. This is were the famous shadow killer killing a victim in a shower comes from. Bates finds the body and disposes of it. Then Lila’s family starts looking for her. They come to the Bates Hotel and The mysterious killer strikes again killing a privet investigator. It all goes down hill from here. I don’t want to spoil it but Norman’s Mind dies But not his body he is sharing that with his mother who is dead.

I like scary movies but this is not a scary as sick and twisted. This movie gave birth the whole insane killer Slasher gene. This movie is awesome, with its killing, its pyschoness, and goryness. my favorit part was at the end when you find out who the killer is. Just saying it is realy creapy. It got nder my skin more than anything else. i ive it 9 1/2 heads out of 10.


Beat Sheet

  1. Opening Image: A nice day in Pheonix where people have a controlled mind
  2. Theme Stated: When the boyfriend Sam talks his money troubles
  3. Set Up: Marion's Boss asks her to bank the 40K
  4. Catalyst: Marion is seen leaving town with the money
  5. Debate: While driving Marion lets her imagination take over
  6. Breaks into Two: Goes to the Bates Motel
  7. B-Story: Marion meets Norman Bates
  8. Fun and Games: Norman Kills Marion while she is laughing in the shower
  9. Midpoint: Norman takes the body and hides Marion's body
  10. Bad Guys Close In: PI Dies
  11. All is Lost: Marion's Sister can't reach P.I.
  12. Dark Knight of Soul: When Sam and Marion's Sister go to talk to the Sherif and find out the mom is dead
  13. Break Into Three: Sam and Marion's Sister devise a plan to go to the motel
  14. Finale: Marion's sister searches through the house
  15. Final Image: Norman is sitting in jail as his mother

Monday, October 26, 2009

Psycho


Slim here. Psycho was directed by Alfred Hitchcock, and released on August 25, 1960. This movie began the slasher/horror genre. The main influence for this movie was Edward Geins (a serial killer, around the 1950's, that mainly murdered older women reminding him of his mother). In Psycho, the killer, Norman Bates (played by Anthony Perkins), portrays a few of Ed Gein's characteristics very well. His most memorable scene in Psycho is the shower scene.

Psycho begins with Marion Crane (Janet Leigh) and Sam Loomis (John Gavin), a married man, together in a hotel room half naked. They want to get married, but can't because of money issues. Well, one day at work Marion is asked by her boss to bank $40,000 dollars as soon as possible. But instead of taking he money to the bank, she tries to leave town with it and meet up with Sam. Unfortunately, her boss sees her leaving town but he doesn't think anything of it.

While driving to meet up with Sam in California, Marion gets harassed by a cop that suspects she's doing something wrong. Trying to get the cop off her trail, she stops at The Bates Motel. The motel is ran by a man called Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins), who lives with his mother in house next to the motel. She gets checked in and is given a room. Later, Norman makes her dinner. When she's done eating, she goes to her room for the night and takes a shower.

While Marion is taking a shower, Norman (who is dressed up to resemble his mother) murders her with a knife, and runs back to his house. Then, Norman (dressed as himself) runs back to the hotel to find Marion naked and murdered on the bathroom floor. He cleans up the mess, and drives Marion's car and body into swamp.

Later, a detective begins searching for Marion to recover the money she stole. He gets in over his head, and winds up dead. To find out what happens next, watch the movie.

After watching Psycho, I was bit disappointed. There was not as much killing as I thought there was going to be, and when there was it was a bit cheesy. I thought the shower scene was going to be unbearable to watch, but when I finally saw it, I forgot it was a slasher film and began laughing as if it were a comedy. The acting in the killing scenes was poor, and there was hardly any blood. If there was more blood and better killing graphics, Psycho would have been terrifying. Otherwise, I thought this movie was really creepy, and I would not watch it again unless I had to.


Beat Sheet:

1. Opening Image: A nice day in Phoenix where people have a controlled mind

2. Theme Stated: When the boyfriend Sam talks about his money problems

3. Set Up: Marion's Boss asks her to bank $40,000

4. Catalyst: Marion is seen leaving town

5. Debate: While driving Marion lets her imagination take over

6. Breaks into Two: Goes to the Bates Motel

7. B-Story: Marion meets Norman Bates

8. Fun and Games: Norman Kills Marion while she is enjoying a shower

9. Midpoint: Norman takes the body and her car and disposes of it in a swamp

10. Bad Guys Close In: Detective Dies

11. All is Lost: Marion's Sister can't reach the Detective

12. Dark Knight of Soul: When Sam and Marion's Sister go to talk to the Sheriff and find out that Norman's mom is dead

13. Break Into Three: Sam and Marion's Sister devise a plan to go and search the motel for any sign of Marion.

14. Finale: Norman is caught just before he kills Marion's sister

15. Final Image: Norman is sitting in jail as his mother

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Hush


Slim here. Hush, a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode created by Joss Whedon in 1999, is said to be one of the most creepiest episodes of the series. Although Hush is a silent episode, the creepiness of The Gentlemen and the way the actors try to communicate without voices makes it an entertaining and suspenseful masterpiece.

The metaphor Joss Whedon incorporates in this episode is: When people stop talking, they start communicating.

Hush begins with Buffy having a weird dream about Riley and some little girl singing a song. She pays no attention to it and goes on with her day. The next morning, everyone in Sunnydale wakes up voiceless.

When Giles girlfriend sees demonic looking men floating around town at night, and people are found murdered and heartless, Giles remembers a fairytale that is similar to what is happening. After reading the fairytale, he finds out that the mysterious floating men are "The Gentlemen", and they can only be killed by a female's scream.

To watch Hush and find out if Buffy saves Sunnydale, click here.

I liked this episode a lot. Even though the fighting was cheesy, the costumes and makeup for "The Gentlemen" and their minions were awesome. I recommend this episode to anyone who likes suspenseful movies and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Hush will keep you entertained and checking your voice the entire time.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Buffy Hush


Monster here, today in class we watched Buffy The Vampire Slayer and the Episode was Hush. This has to be the most creepy Buffy ever. Like all Buffy episodes there is a big metaphor. In this episode is when you don't talk you express what you really want. This episode won Buffy its first Emmy nomination. The episode Hush was made because people were telling the writer and director Joss Whedon that the only reason that his shows were good Because of his dialogue so he wrote Hush were nobody can talk.

This episode starts out with Buffy asleep and having a dream. In the dream she sees a little girl sin a song about the mysterious beings could the Gentleman. The song goes like this:
Can't even shout, can't even cry
.
The Gentlemen are coming by.

Looking in windows, knocking on doors,

They need to take seven and they might take yours.

Can't call to mom, can't say a word,

You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.


The next morning every one wakes up and believes the town of Sunnydle had been stricken by an epidemic of laryngitis. It is rally the Gentlemen. they steal you voices and take your hart.














I really liked this episode it has just enough creepiness to get under your skin and relay shows how important communication. What relay creeped me out is how the Gentlemen looked and how they smile with there metal teeth. This has to be the best Buffy that I have ever seen. But I have not seen many. I recommend this to any one who wants to watch a Buffy episode. There is rummer of Megan Fox playing her in a new move.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Halloween


Slim here. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was created, directed, and written by Joss Whedon in 1997. Though there are others who have directed and written episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon is the most talked about. To see all of his achievements, click here.

Halloween was directed by Bruce Seth Green, and written by Joss Whedon and Carl Ellsworth in 1997. The metaphor that Joss Whedon tries to get across in this episode is: Don't be someone you're not. Just be yourself. I really like this metaphor since it pertains to a lot of teenagers in today's society.

On Halloween, vampires decide to lay low, so Buffy planed on having a nice and quiet one this year. Unfortunately, Principal Synder forces her and her friends (Xander, and Willow) to chaperon kids while they go trick-or-treating. They have to drees up, so they go to a new costume shop where everyone is getting their costumes. Willow gets a ghost costume, Xander buys a toy gun to go with his army costume, and Buffy buys an 18th-century princess costume.

Spike (vampire enemy of Buffy) learns that on Halloween Buffy will become weak due to some new threat. After he hears this, he begins to plan his next attack.

On Halloween, the costume shop owner, Ethan Rayne, begins casting a spell with the aid of a statue of Janus, the god of doorways, beginnings, and transitions. In the middle of trick-or-treating, Ethan finishes his spell, and everyone that bought a costume from his shop changes into what they're dressed as. Willow becomes an actual ghost, Xander a soldier, and Buffy an 18th-century princess, scared stiff of vampires and demons.

With monsters running around Sunnydale and Buffy now a hopeless princess, Spike begins to make his attack.

To watch Halloween and find out what happens next, click here.

Halloween wasn't scary to me, but it did a good job at keeping me entertained. The fight scenes were cheesy, as well as some of the acting, but other than that, it was fun and entertaining.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Nosferatu


Nosferatu is directed by F.W. Murnau and was released March 4, 1922, in Germany. Nosferatu is based off the book Dracula by Bram Stoker. Murnau did not get permission to make this film. So when it was released, Bram Stoker's widow sued them for copyright infractions, and tried to have it destroyed. Obviously she failed.

Nosferatu begins with Jonathan Harker (Gustav von Wangenheim), Renfield's clerk, giving flowers to his wife, Nina Harker (Greta Schroeder). Life is good, so far, for the Hakers. Then one day, Renfield (Alexander Granach), a real estate agent, tells Harker that Count Dracula (Max Schreck), from Transylvania, wants to buy a house in their city. Renfield convinces Harker to visit Count Dracula and sell him a house across the street from where Harker lives.

While traveling to Count Dracula's castle, Harker stops at an inn. The locals warn him about the Land of the Phantoms, but he is not swayed by their warnings. After staying the night at the inn, he continues traveling to Count Dracula's castle.

Once Harker makes it to the castle, he is greeted by Count Dracula, and served dinner. While eating, Harker accidentally cuts himself with a knife causing Count Dracula to become drawn to the sight of his blood. The next morning, Harker awakes to find bite marks on his neck. Life begins to suck for the Harkers.

To watch the movie and find out what happens next, click here.

This movie was not as scary as we thought it would be. The night scenes were confusing, and the lack of dialect made it hard to follow. If Murnau were to add more scenes of Count Dracula killing and sucking peoples' blood, the movie would have been a heck of a lot more interesting and scary. For being made back in 1922, we can see why so many people would have been scared silly. Max Schreck was already a weird looking dude. When dressed up as Count Dracula, he's nightmarish.

For the most part, Nosferatu kept us intrigued, and entertained. We recommend this movie to anyone. If you like a good classic horror film, Nosferatu is the movie for you.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Night of The Living Dead


Night of the Living Dead is a creature film made by George A. Romero in 1968. We thought this film was going to be just another cheesy old horror movie in black in white. But we were mistaken. Even though the film has some cheesy acting, there are a few scenes that will have you squirming in your seat.

The plot: A satellite has fallen back to earth with radiation levels off the chart. The dead all around the world are coming back to life, attacking and eating people. A group of people get trapped in a house surrounded by zombies. They have to come up with a plan to escape from the house and make it to a town shelter, without getting eaten.

Night of the Living Dead begins in an old cemetery with Johnny (Russell Streiner) and Barbra (Judith O'Dea). "They're coming to get you Barbra" is what Johnny says just before the zombies start attacking. A zombie kills Johnny and chases Barbra to an old farm house. There, she meets up with Ben (Duane Jones).

Later, they meet up with Tom (Keith Wayne), Judy (Judith Ridley), Mr. and Mrs. Cooper (Karl Hardman and Marilyn Eastman), and their daughter Karen (Kyra Schon), who were hiding in the basement.

After searching the house for wood and other supplies, Ben and Tom find a t.v. They learn that the zombies use to be dead people that were brought back to life, possibly, due to the radiation from a spacecraft that just recently returned to earth. They also find out that there is a shelter a few miles from where they are. After considering their chances, they begin to come up with a plan to make a break for it.

If you want to find out what happens next, then watch the movie.

This movie revolutionized the way horror films are made today. Before this movie, horror films used to be watched by all ages. People would go see them to have a good laugh, but when they saw Night of the Living Dead they were left speechless with fright.

Living in the twenty first century, we didn't think this movie was all that scary. Some of the scenes were a bit unsettling, such as the scene where Mrs. Cooper gets killed by her daughter, but for the most part, the movie had us laughing. The scene where Ben and Barbra get into an argument over whether Johnny is still alive is our favorite. Although that scene had us laughing, it also left us a bit shocked. You don't see that in movies now a days.

Besides the cheesy acting, there's nothing that we didn't like about this movie. It keep us interested and entertained the entire time. If you're a true horror film fan, then you should definitely take the time to watch this classic movie.

Beat Sheet for Night of the Living Dead

1. Opening Image: Barbra and Johnny pull up to an old cemetery to pay their respects to their grandfather.

2. Theme Stated: "They're coming to get you Barbra."

3. Set-up: A ghoul (zombie) comes to life and attacks Barbra

4. Catalyst: Barbra gets traumatized from the ghoul attack and the murder of her brother

5. Debate: Barbra is so traumatized that she can’t do anything, so the main character switches to Ben.

6. Break into two: The ghouls start to surround the house.

7. B-story: after fighting a few ghouls out of the house, they meet up with some people that were hiding in the basement.

8. Fun and Games: Ben, Tom and Judy make a run for the gas pump. In the process, Tom and Judy die and Ben makes it back to the house.

9. Midpoint: They find out that if you die or get bitten by a ghoul, you turn into one.

10. Bad Guys Close In: The ghouls break into the house and Ben gets trapped in the basement with the ghoul parents.

11. All is Lost: Every one that was alive is dead (except for Ben) and the ghouls are blocking the way out.

12. Dark night of the Soul: When Barbra gets taken by her ghoulish brother, Ben is shocked, but only for a second or two.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Blake Snyder Beat Sheet for X-men Origins: Wolverine

1. Opening Image: A sick child having to be taken care of.
2. Theme Stated: When Victor tells Jimmy (Wolverine) that they’re brothers now and have to stick together and watch out for each other.
3. Set-Up: Mutants and humans both inhabit the world. They are mutants that can’t be killed because they heal really fast
4. Catalyst: Wolverine doesn’t want to kill innocent people, so he leaves the group and his brother to live on his own.
5. Debate: William Striker wants Wolverine to help find who’s responsible for killing off members of his old group, but he refuses. Then Victor kills his girl friend and forces him to get involved.
6. Break into Two: When wolverine gets animation put in him and begins to search for Victor.
7. B Story: When wolverine finds old friends and learns about the island.
8. Fun and Games: Wolverine fights Gambet and Victor.
9. Midpoint: When Wolverine is hurrying to the island to find Striker.
10. Bad Guys Close In: When they raise weapon 11.
11. All Is Lost: He learns that his girl friend is a mutant and not dead.
12. Dark Night of the Soul: He was going to leave the island but goes back to save his girl friend and other mutants.
13. Break into Three: He saves the other mutants, then fights and defeats victor.
14. Finale battle: Wolverine and Victor team up and defeat
weapon 11.
15. Final Image: He gets shot in the head and loses his memory and needs help to remember who he is and what happened.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Some Random Online Videos

Slim here. These are a couple of short films that I watched on Youtube.

Food Fight

Food Fight is a stop-motion animation, written, directed, and animated by Stefan Nadelman. The film is based on the story of America's war-mongered history told through the main foods of each country. Click here for the cheat-sheet of the foods and countries they represent.

The short film begins with WWII and ends in the present day war against terrorism. This film kept me interested and entertained, with all the sloppy food explosions and awesome animations. For example, when the Japanese bombed Perl Harbor, the film portrayed it as kamikaze sushi rolls (the Japanese) bombing hamburgers (Perl Harbor/ the United States). That was one of my favorite scenes from this short film.

This film also has a pretty liberal outlook on the wars that have happened throughout the years. If you watch the short film you'll see what I'm talking about. Other than that, I liked this film a lot, and thought the stop-motion animation was awesome.

Want to watch the Food Fight? Click here.


Great Tasting Americano

Great Tasting Americano is a short film made by WashMe Productions. It's basically about a guy who wakes up in the morning and wants to buy a cup of Massive Drink Station coffee. Along the way, he kills a guy and jacks his truck. The police chase him, killing a guy and a cat in the process. In the end, he loses the police and buys a cup of coffee.

I liked the stop-motion animation a lot, done by Peter Green and Regan Music. I thought it was pretty cool how they used paper to make their models, made by Thomas Hsien. I also liked the way they used the Grand Theft Auto theme in their film. Another thing that caught my attention was the set, made by Gaurav Mehra and Leng Khun.

However, I thought this film was a bit point less. All it's doing is advertising a coffee shop. If there was a meaningful story behind it all, this film would be awesome. Besides that, I thought Great Tasting Americano was pretty good and it kept me entertained the entire time.

Watch Great Tasting Americano here.


Zombies in Plain English

Zombies in Plain English is a short film, made by Commoncraft, that tells you step-by-step how to identify a zombie, kill it, and survive an attack.

I thought this instructional film was a bit lame. The commentators voice sounded nerdy, and the illustrations were childish. If they had realistic zombie pictures, and that awesome movie announcers voice giving the instructions, the film would be pretty entertaining. By itself, the film really didn't grab my attention, and I got bored faster than I expected.

To watch Zombies in Plain English click here.